So clean it's funny

ImprovisE

Since the dawn of time, one single unanswerable question has haunted mankind's existence. This one question has baffled the wisest of scholars and the most intellectual of minds throughout time. Stretching further than the search for the meaning of life and deeper than the grasp of time itself, this one question remains...who is Pip? Pip has been accused of being everything from the world's first philosopher to the scientist responsible for the atom bomb, from the neighborhood paperboy to the finest surgeon, but all of these rumors are unsubstantiated and untrue. Is he a jester? A poet? A criminal? A priest? An orphan? An actor? A mover? A prince? From Bangladesh? Or Burma? Philadelphia? Or Peru? Moscow? Or Memphis? Troy? Or Timbuktu? So then who is this great mystery behind the name? Who is the man notorious for nothing more than his "laundry"? Who is the source of this great riddle that perplexes the masses? Who is it? Where'd he come from? Who? Who? Who is Pip???